Top @realDonaldTrump advisor/confidante @RogerJStoneJr with wife Nydia at the Inauguration. #Dandy #Style pic.twitter.com/dULvingycv
— Stone On Style (@stoneonstyle) January 23, 2017
my dude looks like the babadook https://t.co/9d0C79q9Om
— Goth Ms. Frizzle (@spookperson) March 15, 2017
my man looks like the villain in kid's movie that stars a talking car
— Goth Ms. Frizzle (@spookperson) March 15, 2017
my boy looks like willy wonka if it took place during the industrial revolution and all the kids just straight up died
— Goth Ms. Frizzle (@spookperson) March 15, 2017
my boy looks like he once ate the word money and no one could use it for a couple of weeks
— Goth Ms. Frizzle (@spookperson) March 15, 2017
my man had to skip the inaug to tie that bellboy to some train tracks for her father's fortune
— Goth Ms. Frizzle (@spookperson) March 15, 2017
my guy looks like a czarist mr. peanut
— Goth Ms. Frizzle (@spookperson) March 15, 2017
dude's got those glasses on because if you look into his eyes you die
— Goth Ms. Frizzle (@spookperson) March 15, 2017
this guy is under observation because they're still convinced he's jack the ripper
— Goth Ms. Frizzle (@spookperson) March 15, 2017
I'm surprised my guy managed to get a day off work at the second hand store from the twilight zone
— Goth Ms. Frizzle (@spookperson) March 15, 2017
my man would attend the state dinner but he's late for his anti-chinese league meeting
— Goth Ms. Frizzle (@spookperson) March 15, 2017
dude looks like a second life character
— Goth Ms. Frizzle (@spookperson) March 15, 2017
we're sorry to report that my guy is back in the hospital after his incredibly long balls got tangled in the wheels of his velocipede
— Goth Ms. Frizzle (@spookperson) March 15, 2017
folks I don't have a lot to say but the only thing bigger than my man here's top hat is the number of unreported deaths in his sawmill
— Goth Ms. Frizzle (@spookperson) March 15, 2017
my man looks like he crawled out of a haunted who framed roger rabbit vhs
— Goth Ms. Frizzle (@spookperson) March 15, 2017
the only thing tighter than my dude's outfit is his b hole whenever he sees a minority
— Goth Ms. Frizzle (@spookperson) March 15, 2017
dude looks like he requires a team of doctors with a hand crank and a key tied to a kite to give him a boner
— Goth Ms. Frizzle (@spookperson) March 16, 2017
good to see my man out and about again after his recent defeat by underdog
— Goth Ms. Frizzle (@spookperson) March 16, 2017
dude looks like he had to consult a priest because he got so old his asshole became haunted
— Goth Ms. Frizzle (@spookperson) March 16, 2017
my man is set to star as racist doctor who
— Goth Ms. Frizzle (@spookperson) March 16, 2017
if there's one thing my guy hates more than liberals it's little orphan annie
— Goth Ms. Frizzle (@spookperson) March 16, 2017
roger I'm sorry man but eurythmics called and they need their wardrobe back
— Goth Ms. Frizzle (@spookperson) March 16, 2017
my man is in the same outfit he had on when he got banned from westworld for punching children even after they told him they weren't robots
— Goth Ms. Frizzle (@spookperson) March 16, 2017
sad to hear my dude got in a car accident today speeding this outfit back to halloween city before he landed the five dollar late fee
— Goth Ms. Frizzle (@spookperson) March 16, 2017
I digress, it's nice to see my boy getting work after his pitch failed for "count chocula, but racist"
— Goth Ms. Frizzle (@spookperson) March 16, 2017
but really, congrats to my guy for signing his sponsorship with etsy this week
— Goth Ms. Frizzle (@spookperson) March 16, 2017
in all seriousness, it's good to see my man dating again after he stopped banging cruella deville
— Goth Ms. Frizzle (@spookperson) March 16, 2017
incredible to see my man out with his lady after having another safe dropped on him by moose and squirrel
— Goth Ms. Frizzle (@spookperson) March 16, 2017
my man killed it rolling into the inaug in his graf zeppelin
— Goth Ms. Frizzle (@spookperson) March 16, 2017
glad my guy is seeking new hobbies outside braining orphans with a croquet mallet
— Goth Ms. Frizzle (@spookperson) March 16, 2017
congratulations to johnny depp for taking on the role of my dude here in the upcoming biopic about his struggle with mercury poisoning
— Goth Ms. Frizzle (@spookperson) March 16, 2017
really though, goodnight folks, and good luck to roger on his chess game for a man's soul tomorrow
— Goth Ms. Frizzle (@spookperson) March 16, 2017
glad my dude had time to pose for a picture before heading off to mail that screwtape letter in his hand
— Goth Ms. Frizzle (@spookperson) March 16, 2017
I know I need to but how can I sleep when I know my dude is going to be up at dawn yelling at oliver twist
— Goth Ms. Frizzle (@spookperson) March 16, 2017
glad my dude is out socializing after they banned him from burning man again this year
— Goth Ms. Frizzle (@spookperson) March 16, 2017
really though, I've got work in the morning and my man has croquet at the cobblepot estate, I should sleep
— Goth Ms. Frizzle (@spookperson) March 16, 2017
I mean he's happy though so I won't worry, he usually only smiles like that after he blows a fox in half with a blunderbuss
— Goth Ms. Frizzle (@spookperson) March 16, 2017
shout out to my dude for answering the question of "what would uncle drosselmeyer look like if he was a cadaverous rapist"
— Goth Ms. Frizzle (@spookperson) March 16, 2017
I'm stopping, I swear, I just wanted to reminisce about when ayn rand crapped herself to death after seeing this outfit
— Goth Ms. Frizzle (@spookperson) March 16, 2017
my dude looks like he lives on a steady diet of all your favorite lost toys from childhood
— Goth Ms. Frizzle (@spookperson) March 16, 2017
sleep tight pic.twitter.com/T1STmgiXKl
— Goth Ms. Frizzle (@spookperson) March 16, 2017