Now, I'm stuck at the border
I ain't on their checklist
They said, We don't like you Okies down here
You're a little too reckless
Well, maybe Oklahoma's hotter than Hell
But it's better than
Teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeexas
At the Bar (Emerald City Blues)
Every five to ten years I come across a song and think I want that played at my funeral. This is the latest.