I found a very bad take

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You know, there’s another solution that would allow people to keep on taking advantage of FDIC-insured accounts and cards that have tons of consumer protections built in and don’t consume the equivalent of a whole household’s energy usage to verify a single transaction.

It’s called “regulation”. Turns out it works. Better than a Wild West seven-piddly-transactions-a-second invention used primarily for get-rich-quick currency speculation and paying for prostitutes and drugs online, anyway.

Dubya Dubya Jaye Dee

"You have heard that it was said, 'An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth.' But I say to you, You can also light him up if you're about to run out of people-killin' drugs."

—Euthanasians 5:38-39

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New strategy when I hear anyone talk about our alleged Christian values is to laugh in that horse-assed motherfucker's face.

With a big old hee-haw, hee-haw and handwavey donkey ear pantomimes like I'm George "Speedbag" Bailey.