I Made It with a Frickin’ Laser

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My first foray into laser cutting fabrics. Found some upholstery fabric in a closet, cut the shapes, card slots, and stitch holes, then impregnated the fabric with beeswax and sewed it up last night.

Card slots are too loose, but otherwise it’s a near-unmitigated success. I may be the only man in Arkansas with a wallet that looks like I stole it from Mary Poppins.

My New Name Is Chet Laserman

So I was at the laser the other day, where I do all my laser stuff, and I was all “What should I lase today? I know! A box made of wood that I make bend! WITH LASERS!” Then I roundhouse kicked a Nazi. He wasn’t worth lasing.