The 17 Stages of Socializing for Introverts

1. Hey, man!
2. Yeah, things are good. You?
3. Here is the one funny anecdote I prepared
4. Excuse me, I have to use the bathroom
5. Yeah, Hamilton, totally
6. So...
7. Do we have enough wine for tonight? I can run to the store...no? Okay, if you change your mind
8. Excuse me, bathroom break
9. Haha, yeah...
10. No, I'm fine, I just have this bladder thing?
11. Are you kidding? I love cleaning people's kitchens
12. Oh, your dog and I are just getting to know each other. This little guy looks like he needs a walk!
13. I think it might have been that convenience store shellfish
14. My boss just texted me and I have to go. Work emergency.
15. Yeah, sometimes we have to do surprise Sunday inventories at the bank.
16. I know it's 10 pm, banking is weird sometimes
17. I have anal papilloma virus