- Chicka Chicka Bow Bow
- Goodnight Poon
- The Tales of Uncle Ream Us (by Hole Handler Bareass)
- Perry Hotter and the Whore-ceror's Bone(r)
- Harold and the "Purple Crayon", by Which I Mean His Engorged Penis
- Make Way for Fucklings
- Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Lay
- Don't Let the Pigeon Drive the Butt!
- Mr. Penguin's Pooper
- Frog and Toad are Friends with Benefits
- Pervy Jackin' and the "Oh! Limp Penis?"
- The Phantom Tollbooth that People Fuck In
- Slippi Dongblocking
- Curious, Engorged
- Holes