We’re all so dang excited
Watch her go
Video te iam, nisi
My 11-year-old son just used Google Translate to make the joke that the motto on our family crest should be the Latin for “I see your point, but…”
In a Dusty Black Coat with a Red Right Hand
My son takes afterschool classes at the local maker nerd center. For his first 3-D printing project, he designed and printed Hellboy’s right hand of doom.
It has a place of honor on my desk. Nothing this Christmas could possibly top it.
More Like Hope Van Awesome
Burst-to-GIF* is my new favorite shortcut.
*”jiff”
A Two-Point-Five-Hour Drive Home from Camp, in Five Acts
Love Letter
Today
Hero
Squarespace still won’t let you use the embed block via their app, so apologies to Jerusalem Greer for the image of her tweet about her son’s baller-as-hell protest move.
You want to punish me? You gotta hit me. God bless him. And may Greenbrier’s phone circuits be overloaded.
My daughter brought this to the airport
Not a lot of mustaches, tho
The 1976 Bicentennial Orgy Barbie Playset, a Target exclusive, $69
By their fruits you shall etc
Checker at Lowe’s: “That’s a sweet dog you have. Is he a terrier?”
Me: “Yeah, we think he’s some kind of ter—“
Jack: “He’s a Bearded Orwellian Snatchhound.”
The lies I tell my children may be catching up to me.
From that camping trip
Honestly, I should have just posted this picture instead of the letter.
More like Ace of Deez Nutz
I think we can all agree: My wife needs to calm the fuck down
Put This On
Merry NerdsFrolickingInTheWoodsmas
Bonding
While his little sister gets pound-for-pound stronger than both of us combined.
The perfect parental aggression outlet
My son had his birthday party today. He wanted to have a Nerf war.
I owned so many little-ass kids today.
