If only I had known that the day would come when I would say things like "My sari fabric finally came from Australia" and yet still not be a sultan or a even a Grand Poobah.
Eye Am Your Father
Takin it for a test drive
My hand-stitching still sucks, but
Pocket squares are subliminal sublimity.
Get you someone who gets you dope-ass projects that make you look fly as hell.
Squad Goals
My children, products of nerd sperm.