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I approach my final form

April 11, 2017
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I did it

I found and purchased the literal worst shoes in America

I am beyond your human morality

You are but screen doors on the submarine of my existence

I cast you off and seal the voids that I may go deep and silent

all the way to the Mariana Treeeeeennnnnnnch

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Tags ugly assness, sexytimes, shoes, what the earnest fuck, photos, fastbaaaalllll speciallllllll

Woodworking as Foreplay

July 9, 2016

Made a surprise for my wife:

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#sext

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Tags sexytimes, boners, beating around the bush, beef strokin' off, shaking hands with the unemployed, screenshots, roughing up the suspect, hand-to-gland combat, carpentry, marriage, hitting the sack, straight-up gangsta shit, jackin' the beanstalk, photos, bone thugs-n-harmony, boobies