Northerner writers: Ah’m available tew help y’all larn how to raht the most authentic southern dialogue you ever did see, sugah.
I learned it from the fella what cooked in my mama’s summer kitchen, who picked a fine banjo and fed me on cracklins and the simple wisdom of these hills
A definitive list summarizing roughly half of our national insanity.
The other half to be summarized thusly: The people currently running the show will tell you that he had an inalienable right to have all those guns, but healthcare coverage for the people he shot is a privilege for the worthy.
These people frequently refer to themselves as “pro-life”.
He sure did express concerns, yes sir, and he said a lot of angry words about how wrong it is that the GOP hasn't been working in good faith with the Democrats before he gave them another opportunity to do that again, and maybe kill poor people in the process.
If they ram it through, the last two major chapters of his legacy will be inflicting Sarah Palin on the world and being implicated in the deaths of more Americans than the people who captured and tortured him were responsible for.
I'm no political expert but it seems to me that a freshly-elected octogenarian with terminal cancer could act like he has (1) empathy and (2) nothing to lose.
I found it, I found history's worst bouncy house
I did it
I found and purchased the literal worst shoes in America
I am beyond your human morality
You are but screen doors on the submarine of my existence
I cast you off and seal the voids that I may go deep and silent
all the way to the Mariana Treeeeeennnnnnnch
I've been hunting for vintage dinner plates online and my tracking cookie ads have gotten unexpectedly great:
This is WAY better than when they show me stuff I already bought on Amazon.
